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TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Votes:	5811	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Animals Bred:	80	New Chunks Explored:	212423
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

NoPeeZone Minecraft Server

bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom usage, en suite bathroom, family communication, family dynamics, household responsibilities, household rules, makeup obsession, Minecraft, NoPeeZone, personal space, privacy boundaries, Server, sharing space, sibling conflicts, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage hygiene, teenage independence, teenage siblings

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Emeralds Found:	1577
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it comes to bathrooms! Join us for a wild adventure where you can have your very own en suite bathroom just like the OP in this story. No need to worry about sharing with siblings or dealing with foul smells, because on our server, each player gets their own private bathroom oasis.

Experience the luxury of having a bathroom all to yourself, without any clogs, splatters, or strange diets causing chaos. And if you ever need to relieve yourself in peace, rest assured that no one will be hogging the bathroom for hours on end while perfecting their makeup look.

So come on over and join our server for a bathroom experience like no other. Who knew that Minecraft could offer such a luxurious and hilarious escape from bathroom drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Accommodation, babysitter, childcare, childproof, Expectations, extended family, family, Guilt, Home office, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowedCraft, OVERWHELMING, privacy, rearrange, selfish, single mom, Space, unhelpful, work from home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of privacy and personal space! Just like this guy who refused to let his sister’s kids stay with him, we value our alone time and don’t want any unexpected guests crashing our virtual home.

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about childproofing your Minecraft house or dealing with unexpected visitors. Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family obligations and enjoy some peace and quiet while you build your dream world.

Plus, if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting them stay in your virtual home, you can just block them and never have to deal with their drama again. Who needs family when you have a whole Minecraft server to explore?

So come join us and build your own private paradise without any unwanted guests or family drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister’s kids for a week!

OverpricedButWorthIt – Minecraft SMP

bang for your buck, cost effective, Durable, expensive, Extravagant, high end, high quality, Investment, Justified, long-lasting, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, OverpricedButWorthIt, Premium, Quality, smp, Splurge, top tier, Value, worth it, worth the money, Worthwhile

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	1394	Emeralds Found:	2540
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Star Shards Collected:	158	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where everything is made out of diamond blocks! That’s right, even the dirt is diamond! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is located in the mythical land of Blingtopia, where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly (literally, they have wings).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs that hatch into mini diamond golems.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit of armor made entirely out of emerald blocks? Trust us, it may seem overpriced, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and outrageous riches that await you in Blingtopia!

RetroCraft: Because Diamonds are Forever

appreciation, Connection, culture, diamonds, Gratitude, heritage, hindsight, History, Impact, IMPORTANCE, Legacy, lessons learned, Memories, Nostalgia, perspective, preservation, Reflection, RetroCraft, Significance, tradition, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a time machine on steroids! Travel back in time and bring back the most important thing – your sense of humor!

Join us and embark on epic quests to retrieve ancient artifacts like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Chuck Norris or the Enchanted Pork Chop of Elvis Presley. But beware, the past is full of dangers like zombie dinosaurs and creeper pirates!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a T-Rex into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

AddictiveCraft: MontrealMan vs Socials

addiction, Addictive, AddictiveCraft, Class action lawsuit, Digital, digital addiction, lawsuit, lawsuit against addiction, lawsuit against platforms, lawsuit against social media, lawsuit against technology, man, mental health, mental health lawsuit, Montreal, MontrealMan, Platforms, social media, social media addiction, social media platforms, socials, Technology, technology addiction

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!