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Muppet Mania SMP – Film Remake

beloved characters, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, family friendly, film, film remake, Fozzie Bear, Fun, Gonzo, Jim Henson, Kermit The Frog, Mania, Miss Piggy, movie remake, Muppet, Nostalgia, Puppetry, remake, Sesame Street, smp, the muppets, The Muppets remake, Unique

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is run by The Muppets! That’s right, Kermit the Frog is the server admin, Miss Piggy is in charge of grief protection, and Animal is…well, let’s just say you don’t want to mess with Animal.

But that’s not all! Our server has insane events like the Great Piggy Bank Heist, where players have to steal as much gold as they can from Miss Piggy’s vault without getting caught. And don’t even get us started on the time Gonzo accidentally blew up half the server with his TNT cannon mishap.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our Muppet-filled server! Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	305427	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4855	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6915
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mines Excavated:	3887	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	628
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	371
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	9317

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1031
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!