KERITS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KERITS SMP – The best place to accidentally fall into lava while trying to pet a Creeper!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Perks	Already active playerbase (mostly USA)
	Absolutely no mods
	Generators for new players to catch up to old ones
	Admins often online
	No real-money payments anywhere

Requirements: 14+ age minimum

Rules: Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code: CbADacaLerA

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 14 years old?

No, the minimum age requirement is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. How can new players catch up to old players?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players.

KERITS SMP – Just like real life, but with more creepers!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Perks
Already active playerbase (mostly USA) ✔️
Absolutely no mods ✔️
Generators for new players to catch up to old ones ✔️
Admins often online ✔️
No irl-money payments anywhere ✔️

Requirements
14+ age minimum

Rules
Read at spawn – no griefing, stealing allowed

Code
“CbADacaLerA”

FAQ

1. What is the age requirement to play on the server?

The minimum age requirement to play on the server is 14 years old.

2. Are there any mods on the server?

No, there are absolutely no mods on the server.

3. Are there any irl-money payments required on the server?

No, there are no irl-money payments required anywhere on the server.

4. What are the rules regarding griefing and stealing?

Read the rules at spawn, but in general, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server.

5. How can new players catch up to old players on the server?

New players have access to generators to help them catch up to old players on the server.

6. How often are the admins online on the server?

The admins are often online on the server to assist players as needed.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	459762
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	3082
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Void Gems Collected:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6323	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Enchantments Applied:	243	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	133

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Votes:	2506
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8383	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).