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BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

blinken, BlinkenCraft, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, Diplomacy, escalate, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear deal, peace talks, sanctions, Secretary of State, Server, Tensions, united states, Warns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than your ex’s new bae and our creepers throw the best parties in town.

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers. you gotta watch out for the ender dragon though, he’s been practicing his breakdancing moves and he’s ready to battle.

join us if you wanna ride unicorns through rainbow forests and build castles out of marshmallows. we got a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and remember, Blinken warns Iran but also Israel not to ‘escalate’…whatever that means. just come have fun and let your imagination run wild!

GazaBlockParty

Blockade, Conflict, Diplomacy, Ethics, Gaza Strip, GazaBlockParty, Gazans, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, moral, Palestinian, Politics, Siege, starve, war crime, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where anything goes!

we got so much crazy stuff happening on this server, u wont believe ur eyes! we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s a party 24/7 on this server!

but wait, there’s more! our admin once fought off a hoard of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a feather. true story! and our mod team can build a castle in under 5 minutes flat. it’s like magic, but better!

join us now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. don’t miss out on all the fun, cuz u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BirdEvoDinoExtinction

adaptation, Bird Genomes, BirdEvoDinoExtinction, Dinosaur, Dinosaur-Killing, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary patterns, Extinction, fossil record, genetic adaptation, long tail, mass extinction, natural selection, Paleontology, Rapid, species diversity, tags, trigger, triggered

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

lol come join our server where dinosaurs and birds live together in harmony after a mass extinction event triggered rapid evolution of bird genomes. watch as t-rexes team up with chickens to take down creepers and skeletons. build your own dino-bird hybrid and rule the land with your feathered claws. why play on a regular server when you can experience this crazy prehistoric world? join now and let the madness begin!

ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.