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MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3990
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ores Mined:	747	Dragon Eggs Found:	8344
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Runes Activated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2028
Crops Grown:	2859	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!