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Minecraft SMP: /msdg/ – Manly Stable Dudes Gaming

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	1035	Emeralds Found:	9685
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server out there! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, this is a no girls allowed zone. We don’t want any cuntboys, futas, or trans players here, just manly men building and crafting their way to victory.

But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to thrive in this wild world of blocks and mobs. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re looking to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users.

But the real fun starts when you join our server. We have insane stories of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unbelievable builds. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in this wacky world.

So come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just remember, no girls allowed – unless they can prove they’re as manly as the rest of us!

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

babe, blocky, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Farms Harvested:	377	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1389
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your crush on that one villager? Look no further, because our server is like finding your dream Minecraft girlfriend!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, creeper karaoke nights, and epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen who just can’t handle your awesomeness.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll be saying “This is my type of woman” every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

Flaggy Minecraft SMP

2025, Flaggy, Flags, long tail tags, Minecraft, pw, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that by 2025, every player will have their own personalized flag to represent their kingdom! That’s right, forget about building boring old houses, now you can stake your claim and show off your dominance with your very own flag waving proudly in the wind.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and jump boost for 24 hours. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find this hidden treasure and harness its power.

Join us on /pw/ and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of all time. Who knows what other crazy surprises and challenges await you in this wild and wacky world!

Subs Gone Wild Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, copyright infringement, Digital Media, fan culture, Fan Made, fan subs, illegal, internet culture, japanese animation, Minecraft, Niche, online distribution, Otaku, Piracy, Server, streaming, subbing community, subbing groups, SUBS, Subtitles, translation, Underground, Wild

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime crossover episode! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant mecha robot appears out of nowhere and starts battling a horde of creepers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a magical girl swoops in on a flying unicorn to save the day!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most epic fan subs in all of Minecraft. Forget about boring old subtitles, we’ve got hilarious translations that will have you laughing out loud. Who needs to understand what’s going on when you can have a good time instead, am I right?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build your own anime-inspired world, battle crazy monsters, and laugh your butt off at the same time? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate anime adventure in Minecraft!

SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves just by staring them down. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness his epic feats of block-building mastery!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally! Just make sure to bring some fire-resistant armor and a bucket of water to cool off afterwards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Happy mining, crafting, and surviving, players!

Normie Enthusiasm Minecraft SMP Exuberance

anticipation, celebration, countdown, Cycle, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, exuberance, Festive, fireworks, Fun, Gathering, Happiness, holiday, joy, Minecraft, new year’s eve, Normie, Optimistic, Party, smp, socializing, tradition

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring, normie-filled Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the enthusiasm and exuberance never stop, even on New Year’s Eve? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust me). Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie villager or racing llamas through a maze of lava pits. The possibilities are endless on our SMP!

Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

Is This Unadaptable To Film? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie waiting to happen! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning reality. From battling giant chickens to uncovering secret treasure troves hidden deep underground, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that’s so entertaining, Hollywood will be knocking on our virtual doors in no time!

Top & Bottom Minecraft Server

Bottom, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Conversation, DOMINANCE, dynamics, Exploration, Interaction, irys, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, relationships, Respect, response, role reversal, Roleplay, Server, Submission, Top, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who has the most diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get spicy! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and scandalous gossip like “IRyS is bottom and I am top.” Who will come out on top in this wild world of Minecraft drama? Join now to find out and be a part of the chaos!