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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2155 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5929 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2462 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3327 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!
thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.
so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!
