New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • DataMinedCraft

    DataMinedCraft
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8033
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where the only language allowed is LOLspeak! we shut down project analyzing human language cuz generative ai has polluted the data, but now we have a new home in minecraft! build, mine, and chat in LOLspeak for the ultimate meme-tastic experience! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, memes, and chaotic fun! who needs proper language when you can just LOL all day long? come join us and let the LOLspeak take over your brain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AbnormalMC

    AbnormalMC
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8596
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ABnormalMC this server this full of fun. This server is Based on Lifesteal the player can join from Creaked and premium in server there is ranks and creates and more!!

    play.abnormalmc.fun:26399

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!

    The Banana Network: Where monkeys code on Minecraft…with bananas!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 4500
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Banana Network Minecraft Server

    Features
    100+ Origins
    Create + addons
    Massive Dungeons
    Armourer’s Workshop
    Customizable Player Models
    Farmer’s Delight + addons
    Let’s Do mods
    Butchery
    Chisel & Bits
    Macaw’s Mods
    Handcrafted
    Cluttered
    Plenty more decor and block options

    Extra Dimensions

    • The Aether
    • The Bumblezone

    Modpack Link

    –[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

    Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

    Join our Discord Server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply launch Minecraft, select multiplayer, and add the server IP:
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to promote a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Of course! The more the merrier. Encourage your friends to join our community and have fun together.
    Are there any donation options available? Yes, we have donation options to support server maintenance and development. You can find more information on our website or Discord server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Decade Minecraft Server

    Decade Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9733
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Potions Brewed: 49 Towns Built: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy

    Curious Minecraft SMP Buddy
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4752
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Votes: 3127
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t forget about our weekly llama races where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

    So, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? Just remember, the first rule of our server is to never take anything too seriously, especially creepers wearing top hats.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

    CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9079
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!

    HezboOMG: Top Commander Down!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9327
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Villages Defended: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than a Hezbollah commander in Beirut, just kidding, but seriously, our server is lit AF. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging Israeli strikes while building your dream castle. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and insane adventures on our server? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Robots Eye Contact Fun

    Robots Eye Contact Fun
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8828
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, imagine if robots had eyes that could, like, make babies react like humans. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on this server, man. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, where the robots are watching you and the babies are, like, totally into it. come join us for a wild ride of robot eye contact and baby reactions. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Factions Reimagined

    Factions Reimagined
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4314
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 403 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    – ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

    mc.factionsreimagined.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RivalMC

    RivalMC
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 917
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

    BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

    JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

    Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

    Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

    play.rivalmc.cc

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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