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X-Project Minecraft server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

The owner of the X-Project server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.126.154:25587

Valleyheart Semi Anarchy Vanilla

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Safe servers too boring but anarchy servers feel too much like a ghost town because everyone is so far away since they fear losing everything? Then try our Semi Anarchy server!

51.81.174.180:25579

Slime Labs

Creative, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

This is a Survival/Creative server which originated from our old realm where we built working rockets with commands a bunch of other awesome stuff.

very active community.

protoxon.com

Veiducraft

Economy, Kits, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

VeiduCraft is a pure survival server with economy and kits, we have a shop, a joyful player base and a great staff! join us today!

198.244.175.159

💎 BarsMine 💎 Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

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➜ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

➜ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

➜ IP – mc.topbars.net

➜ Version – 1.12-1.20

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★ ➜ Best survival server!

★ ➜ Honest PVP with Antirelog

★ ➜ BedWars, SkyWars

★ ➜ Cheap and honest donation!

★ ➜ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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★ No lags!

★ We don’t cheat for donations, we’re honest!

★ Kind and responsive administration!

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m41.topbars.net

MCTransience

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

A fun, new survival server (with plugins). The server is constantly being updated with new content from the owners.

transcendiant1.mcserv.fun

Fate Smp

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Hello Everyone, this is a new server I have created called Fate Smp! I am looking for people to come on and enjoy the fun, there is an application process however, I am accepting the next 6 people who apply first! I currently have 16 open slots, and furthermore I am looking to fill those! Don’t hesitate to join the discord and get in touch with me!

Application: https://forms.gle/zvQYTdMUR4fYSVVk9 (copy this link to apply, or find it in the discord)

131.153.145.186:36333

Fruits smp

4Fun, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	31	Towns Built:	4

have fun first 5 people to join wins diamonds if i am on. this server is unique because on the discord server you can pick a tribe to join

FruitsSmpfun.aternos.me

FrackCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

—–====?====—–FrackCraft – A free minecraft server where the administration listens to the players. The server has its own rules, as well as the server’s community just starting out. Toxic behavior and violation of personal boundaries of players are not tolerated here. Each player has the right to decide, together with everyone else, the fate of the server’s life.—–==== ? ====—–To start playing on the server you need to read the rules in our. Discord server, and also write a request there. You can get the server IP, as well as the assembly, after becoming a server player.The server has mods installed such as: Create, Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, etc. on version 1.18.2. You do not need to have a license to play the game. In addition to all this, we decided to carry out the story between the seasons of the server.

frackcraft.20tps.ru

DemonicAether

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Potions Brewed:	109
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	150
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

DemonicAether is currently a classic prison server that includes some modern day elements. This server was started on the 10th of January, 2021 and hopefully will last more than a month. Were currently looking for active staff members and media. Current server features include: cells, per rank prison, dedicated pvp areas, cell shops, custom enchants, repair scrolls, not p2w, crates, chat titles and more!

Server: play.demonicaether.com Website: https://demonicaether.com Store: https://store.demonicaether.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wabhJNZWMe

play.demonicaether.com