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HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	71	Star Shards Collected:	83
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	147	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2366	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mines Excavated:	1309
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	5

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	New Chunks Explored:	573279
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6822
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

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