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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5629 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3110 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.