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Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

Mental, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mental illness debate, mental illness effects, mental illness impact, mental illness symptoms, mental illness vs physical illness, Mental well-being, Physical, physical health, physical health support, physical health treatment, physical illness, physical illness debate, physical illness effects, physical illness impact, physical well-being, SMP_MindVsBody

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crops Grown:	2983
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5663

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

civil disobedience, ethical boundaries, Ethics, individual freedom, justification, law enforcement, minor infractions, minor offenses, moral code, moral reasoning, non-conformity, overlooked laws, overlooked regulations, personal autonomy, personal beliefs, personal convictions, Realm, Rebellion, rule breaking, Rulebreakers, societal norms, societal rules

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!

MineCraftIKEABoom

Accountability, anti tank mines, consequences, Defense, dismissal, Explosives, FIRED, general, ikea, investigation, leadership, Military, military equipment, MineCraftIKEABoom, negligence, oversight, Polish, Safety, scandal, SECURITY, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1

join our minecraft server, where we have anti-tank mines hidden in every corner just waiting to explode! our polish general got fired for missing them, but you can come and try your luck! watch out for those sneaky mines in the IKEA section, they’ll blow your mind (literally)! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge!

Tsundere Allies United

Alliance, Allies, cold war, cooperation, Diplomacy, enemies, foreign policy, History, international relations, mortal enemies, Politics, reconciliation, sworn allies, Tension, TRANSITION, trust building, Tsundere, uk, United, Usa, world war II

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

lol, come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic tsundere love story between USA and UK but with blocks and creepers! build your own tsundere base and declare war on each other only to end up being besties in the end. who needs history books when you can live it in minecraft, amirite? join now for the ultimate tsundere experience!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, Exploration, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, Planet MC, Plugins, RAID WORLD, Resource Gathering, Semi Vanilla, Shop, survival server, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	88	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

About TCT:

IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Plugins
Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is TCT?	TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world.
What plugins does TCT use?	TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience.
How does the community influence TCT?	TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.
Are there any special events on TCT?	TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration.

Eternal Hololive Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, ETERNAL, hololive, idol agency, idol brand, idol community, idol culture, idol dedication, idol fandom, idol fans, idol industry, idol loyalty, idol management, idol support, Japanese idols, love, online idols, Oshi, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Void Armor Forged:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, forget about those 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server! Hololive may have your back, but our server has your front, your sides, and even your butt cheeks covered, bro.

We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.

Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.

Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!

DadBodCraft Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Beach, children, Complimenting, Conversation, Courtesy, DadBodCraft, endearing, family, Father, Gesture, little girl, Minecraft, motivation, politeness, Routine, Rude, Running, Server, snarky, STAIRWAY, young mother

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values manners and acknowledges polite behavior? Look no further than our server, where even the smallest gestures are appreciated! Just like the little girl who noticed a player trying to pass by on the stairs and made way for them, we believe in kindness and respect.

Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!

So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?

CraftyParkingWars

aita, CAR, CraftyParkingWars, giving a fuck, Hit, Hungry, husband, Karma, parking etiquette, public parking, public parking spot, Rainy, Restaurant, Rush, Saturday evening, shouting, Sidewalk, sidewalk parking, spot, stealing

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking spot drama is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about getting yelled at for taking someone’s spot again.

Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.

So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!

PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP

behavior changes, Clarity, cognitive function, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional clarity, gender dynamics, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, male perspective, Men, Mens, Minecraft, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, PostNutSMP, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal impact, societal norms, world changes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!

Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.

And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!

But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!