kelso’s choice wheel Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dimension Hops:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	9490
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Armor Forged:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Buildings Constructed:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6312
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!