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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magic Items Found:	2418
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1184	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	New Chunks Explored:	279985
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6014	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3777	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4972	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ores Mined:	2610	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!