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Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3450
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ores Mined:	2483
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1931	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
New Chunks Explored:	649076	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.

PrayCraft SMP: OMG, Please Let Me Find Diamonds!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, intense parkour challenges that will test your skills to the limit, and hilarious pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of derpiness that grants you the power to turn into a flying pig!

MineMotiv8rCraft

Accountability, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, encouragement, Focus, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, MineMotiv8rCraft, motivation, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, self improvement, success, Support

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5416	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	284
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of dancing creepers. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? Yeah, you heard me right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCossacks

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCossacks, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic progress, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, ongoing crisis, peace negotiations, peace talks, regional stability, russia, security concerns, ukraine war, united nations, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all up in arms with russia and stuff? well, on our minecraft server, u can totally be a peacekeeper and stop the war with ur epic building skills! u can build giant peace signs and rainbow bridges to bring harmony to the land! plus, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers at any baddies who try to start trouble. join now and help bring peace to our minecraft world, cuz zelenskyy said it’s closer to the end than we think! let’s do this, gamers!

Baby Aggro Bootcamp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

LOLZZZ, SO, dis server be like da gut microbiome of Minecraft servers, all crazy and wild! Join us and get ready to unleash your inner aggression, just like dem mice who got a gut bacteria transplant from human babies! We got genes changing left and right, makin’ you the most aggressive player in da game! Come on, join us and let’s see who’s gonna be da king of da aggression in dis wacky Minecraft world!

Dumbass Movies Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Tired of trying to decide which dumbass movie to watch? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole theater dedicated to playing the most ridiculous and nonsensical movies you can imagine! From a rom-com about a man falling in love with a sentient banana to a horror flick where the killer is a talking toaster, we’ve got it all. Join our server and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off as you watch these cinematic masterpieces with your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have our server’s movie theater? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer stupidity of our movie selection!

””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	1523
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action!

KarmaCraft SMP – Believed it!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to experience the chaos and madness of a server where karma is the ultimate dictator.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!

Hate-loved Craft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Players Killed by Monsters:	5601
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of pretending to like something just to fit in? Well, on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your weird quirks and unpopular opinions! Hate puppies? We’ve got a special “no dogs allowed” zone just for you. Can’t stand pizza? We’ve banned it from our virtual world (sorry, not sorry). Join us and let your true self shine in all its unapologetically weird glory!