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Kekistan Minecraft SMP Land

War Tactics, funding, US, radical ideologies, world politics

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in world domination through blocky warfare! Join us as we gather our army of pixelated warriors and conquer lands like never before. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic battles in the virtual realm?

Our server is the perfect place for those who have dreams of leading armies and taking over the world. We even have funding for our conquests, so you can rest assured that your war efforts will be well supported.

So come join us and let’s show those third world shitholes who’s boss in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Let’s turn the virtual world into our playground for chaos and mayhem!

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Crafty Kekistan – AYYRAB TO /POL/ Server

#internetfriends, weeb, #saudiculture, memes, saudiarabia

Hey there fellow gamers! The Saudi here, and I just wanted to let you know that this Minecraft server is my new waifu. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and out of nowhere, a creeper popped up and started dancing the Macarena. It was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft, and that’s when I knew this server was something special.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT, and even participate in epic llama races across the map. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the zombies are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server!

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Crafty Kekistan: The Ultimate ‘/Pol/’ Meet Up

travel buddies, travel plans, POL, Crafty, Burger Land

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to travel to Burger Land – a place where the burgers are as big as your head!

But that’s not all! Our server is located in Pine-Strawberry Arizona, a place where the pine trees are made of strawberry jelly and the cows moo to the tune of country music.

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore this wacky world with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Join now and let the fun begin!

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LunchtimeLurkerCraft

stealing, rules, reading, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, attitude

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

Emotional journey, sobbing, HEARTBREAK, cry, smp

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

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PresidentialCourtShowdown

Rule of Law, Impeachment, SUPREME COURT, judicial branch, executive branch

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

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CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

trump, Natural resources, researchers, environmental issues, Water Crisis

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

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NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Expressions, Social Skills, brain cells, Psychology, neurons

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

gang message, Urban, Sinister, Spray Paint, gang symbol

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

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CarCraft Minecraft Server

validation, asking, random folks, unbiased perspective, hurt

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

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