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KekCraft Minecraft Server

Server, viral video, humor, social media, comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Kek Papa Shad is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking potato named Sir Spudsworth who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Cheese of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Cheese of Destiny will have unlimited power and a lifetime supply of nachos.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Chicken Mafia led by Don Clucko. They will stop at nothing to steal the Cheese of Destiny for themselves and rule the server with an iron beak.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join Kek Papa Shad for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for?

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VARmadness Minecraft Server

English Football League, VAR, controversy, sports, football

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

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Crafty AF: 7 Years of Dev Time Wasted

no improvements over the original game outside of visuals, piece of shit, Dev, 5 hours long, Years

Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.

But wait, there’s more! Our server boasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

collide, primal, Bitch, UNTAMED, Wild

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

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Pajeet’s Underage Interns LOL

Interns, pajeets, lock-down, below minimum wage, Intern

Are you tired of pajeet interns taking forever to figure out simple tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by highly skilled and well-paid interns who know how to lock down a subreddit in record time! Join us for the most efficient and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

erm, Kek, Respect, madness, congratulations

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

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Wypepo Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Post-Apocalyptic Era

immigration, Exploding, racial dynamics, wypepo, Africans

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the epic battle between wypepo and Africans as they fight for control of the virtual world. Will the Europeans be able to stop the exploding horde of Africans from taking over? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have intense PvP battles and crazy storylines, but we also have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Can you navigate the maze of tunnels and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary warrior in this wild world of Minecraft!

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Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!

Mining, Kek, Digital Currency, Means, finance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll be saying “KEK” in no time!

Join us and witness the epic halvening of prices that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Want to join his army of feathered warriors? Of course you do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most LOL-worthy adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

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Nyfco’s Keky Nijien – Where LOLs and Blocks Collide!

Keky, trends, Observation, controversy, Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so civilized that they hold tea parties with creepers and have philosophical debates with skeletons. Join us if you want to witness the insanity of players building roller coasters for pigs or organizing fashion shows for zombies. Don’t miss out on the chance to participate in our annual llama race, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while being chased by angry chickens. So come on over and see if you can survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun!

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ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

Self Respect, pander to chuds, CENSORING, Kek, OFFENDED

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

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