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Minecraft LOLz: Kek it Do Be Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	192
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds grow on trees and zombies tell knock-knock jokes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside a llama army as you battle your way through dungeons filled with evil chickens and vindictive villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may look cute, but they’re deadly with a diamond sword in hand.

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	52
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	7087
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	9583
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	2372	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ores Mined:	3318	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!