Keith E. Brant Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WebM LOLZ Minecraft Server

amusing, chuckling, comedy, Digital Media, Entertainment, funny, ha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, Laughter, lolz, meme, Minecraft, online content, Server, social media, video clip, viral video, web entertainment, web humor, webm

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Farms Harvested:	641
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our realm!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of exploding TNT, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

SerkisCraft Minecraft Server

andy serkis, apolitical, dangerous game, Decision making, Europe, Felix Kersten, Heinrich Himmler, hitler, Holocaust, influence, medical masseuse, medical skills, Minecraft, personal doctor, s&s, save lives, SerkisCraft, Server, The Man With The Miraculous Hands, third reich, War, woody harrelson

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.

Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!

RedstoneSisterCleanUp Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional intelligence, family conflict, gender equality, Gender Roles, household chores, household etiquette, hygiene, Maturity, menstruation, Minecraft, parenting, period blood, personal space, RedstoneSisterCleanUp, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage drama

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of dealing with period drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t find any period-soaked underwear left on the bathroom floor! Our virtual world is clean and free of any bodily fluids, so you can game in peace without worrying about stepping on a surprise.

Plus, our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will make you forget all about the real-life drama. Explore hidden caves, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic base you can imagine. And the best part? No one will ever leave period blood on your virtual rug!

So leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a period-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JobBlockerCraft

aita, Degree, Feedback, job application, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospects, job referral, Job Search, JobBlockerCraft, lying on application, partners friends bf, Recommendation, Recruitment, uk, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and hard work! Unlike some people in the real world, we don’t tolerate laziness or dishonesty here.

Join us if you want to escape the drama of unemployed boyfriends who can’t be bothered to apply for jobs and instead rely on others to do the work for them. We promise not to recommend you for any jobs you’re not qualified for, but we will provide a fun and supportive community for you to thrive in.

Don’t let your Minecraft adventures be tainted by shady characters who try to use others for their own gain. Come play with us and leave the drama at the door! And remember, always give credit where credit is due – especially when it comes to job applications. 😂🎮 #MinecraftDrama #JobApplicationGate #JoinUsToday

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Crafty, ladies, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building with… unconventional materials.

Need some inspiration? Just ask our resident expert who once built a giant castle using only diamond pickaxes! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite tool for building… 😉

BlockyTimeTravel

BlockyTimeTravel, choose, Curiosity, Events, Experience, firsthand, hidden, historical, History, Impactful, moment, Observation, past, perspective, Secrets, Significant, time period, time travel, unnoticed observer, why, Witness

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Step right up, folks! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has a time machine! That’s right, you can witness any moment in history firsthand, but as an unnoticed observer.

Imagine creeping around in the background of the Battle of Thermopylae, watching Leonidas kick some Persian butt without anyone even knowing you’re there. Or how about chilling with Cleopatra as she seduces Julius Caesar? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our time machine is glitchy as heck, so you might accidentally end up in some wacky situations. Like that time we sent a player back to the Jurassic period and they had to fend off a T-Rex with nothing but a wooden sword. Good times, good times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride through history – just don’t blame us if you end up accidentally causing the fall of Rome or something. It’s all part of the fun, right?

BorderCrossing Minecraft Server

12 days, border crossing, BorderCrossing, Conflict, demilitarized zone, diplomatic incident, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Patrol, Political, provocation, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, south korea, Surveillance, Tension, third time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!

One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”

Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyUkrainianWarriors

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, US weapons, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking russia with us weapons on the frontline!! 🤣🤣🤣 join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!! build ur own base and defend against the madness or join the fight and help ukraine take down russia in the most epic battle ever!! 🚀🚀🚀 hurry before putin logs on and tries to stop us!! #minecraftmadness #ukrainevsrussia #usweaponsfordays 😜🔥🎮

BlindCrafters – Keep Your Windows Clean

blind cleaning, BlindCrafters, clean, cleaning blinds, cleaning hacks, cleaning solutions, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, dust removal, dusting blinds, dusting tips, easy cleaning, Home decor, home improvement, home maintenance, household chores, interior design, Venetian blinds, window blinds, window coverings, window treatments, windows

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

join this epic minecraft server, where we have venetian blinds that clean themselves! no more dusting, just sit back and watch those blinds sparkle like diamonds in the sun. but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move to funky tunes. and don’t even get me started on our pet llama army, they spit rainbows and glitter at anyone who dares to challenge us. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2593	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!