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ThugCraft: Keir’s Condemnation

Britain, Community, Condemnation, Democracy, extremism, far right, Government, Justice, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, leadership, opposition, Political, PROTESTS, Public Safety, Social Issues, Thugcraft, thuggery, Unity, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7075	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

join our epic minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures ever!!! keir starmer himself condemns the far right thuggery happening in britain, but don’t worry, you won’t find any of that drama here!! just pure chaotic fun and craziness!!!

build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!

so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉

PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma

criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal law, Dilemma, Government, incarceration, justice reform, justice system, Keir Starmer, Keirs, law enforcement, new PM, overcrowding, penal system, policy reform, prison population, prison reform, PrisonCraft, prisoners, Rehabilitation, sentencing, Social Issues, UK politics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!

RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day

administration, Axe, cabinet, controversy, Day, decision, first day, Government, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keirs, leadership, News, office, opposition, policy, Politics, prime minister, Reports, ruling party, rwanda plan, RwandaCraft, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crops Grown:	5683
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

BrainCraftMC: ALS Edition

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, assistive technology, brain health, brain-computer interface, BrainCraftMC, Edition, healthcare innovation, Long Term Care, Longevity, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, Motor neuron disease, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroprosthetics, New England Journal of Medicine, patient care

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s liek the holy grail of minecraft servers. u can build ur own castle, ride a dragon, and even battle a giant chicken boss.

but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.

join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I need a herd of goats to create a sorta plain Jane whitelist server

Create, Goats, HERD, jane, Plain, Semi Vanilla, Server, sorta, survival factions Skyblock prison creative minigames economy PvP RPG roleplay factions towny skywars bedwars parkour custom adventure hardcore skygrid factions, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Potions Brewed:	140	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Theme	Vanilla+
Languages	Russian, English
Age	16 years old
Discord	kotokott

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
1. What is the server theme?	The server theme is Vanilla+, which means it is a slightly modified version of the vanilla Minecraft experience.
2. What languages do you speak?	I can speak both Russian and English.
3. How old are you?	I am 16 years old.
4. How can I join the Discord server?	You can join by using the username kotokott on Discord.

AthleteCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, active lifestyle, AthleteCraft, athletes, athletic performance, determination, discipline, Endurance, Exercising, Fast, FITNESS, health, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, physical strength, self improvement, Server, SPEED, sports, STRONG, Training, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Emeralds Found:	1869
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8991	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Are you tired of your mom roasting you for not being as strong and fast as athletes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate virtual athlete! Run, jump, and mine your way to victory while proving your mom wrong in the most epic way possible. Who needs real exercise when you can just exercise your gaming skills instead? Join now and show your mom who’s boss!

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

black niggerman, blackrock, bribes, Edition, ESG, far right nazis, game journalists, GamerGate, gamergate 2.0, gamergaters, gaming media, GGamerGaterNick, Jews, Journalists, left, Minecraft, Minorities, Nick, positive coverage, rat in the room, redditors of /v/, sexist incels, smp, sweet baby, toxic revisionists

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4674	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

decor, decorating, decorations, distant, fancy baskets, Flowers, Food, FridgeRageCraft, fridgescaping, frustrating, hobby, intimacy-wise, jars, meticulous, ORGANIZED, quick bite, Relieving, stupid, trend, uninviting, vases

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

AnxieTea, anxiety, aromatherapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, progressive muscle relaxation, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6153
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

catchphrase, Character, comedy, CraftyCatchphrase, dialogue, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, LAUGH, Life, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quirky, script, series, Show, Sitcom, tagline, television, TV, Witty

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Animals Bred:	173
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, academic exchange, AVOID, cultural exchange, foreign scholars, going home, higher education, immigration, immigration reform, international students, Minecraft, policy, Press, research, restrictions, Russian scholars, Server, student visas, study abroad, US, visa changes, VisaCraft, work visas

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	6693	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

Artificial Intelligence, autonomous robots, CyberPupz, defense systems, deployed, Dogs of War, military advancements, military deployment, military drones, military equipment, military innovation, Military operations, military robots, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, ROBOT, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Potions Brewed:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.

CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

2022 census, Accuracy, CensusCraft2022, Challenges, criticism, data analysis, data quality, demographics, Dorrington, Dorringtons, doubts, Government, Implications, methodology, Moultrie, Planning, Population, research, resource allocation, south africa, South African census, statistics, survey, UTILITY

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!