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MissileManiaMC

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

Zordex

best, Box, Boxpvp, PvP, Server, Zordex

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	1846	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

BEST BOXPVP SERVER !!!!!

zordex.ddns.net:25893

Back2Basics: Where Minecraft meets a never-ending Vanilla saga full of surprises!

Back2Basics, Economy, End.., Enhancements, Events, Friends, full, inventory, Land claiming, meets, Minecraft, monthly-reset, Neverending, Overworld, Place, Play, Plugins, Random, Ranks, Saga, smp, Story, Stuffed, Surprises, Survival, Tasks, Teleportation, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.back2basics.gg
Version	LATEST

Back2Basics is a one of a kind server that started in December of 2023. Our goal is to provide players with a unique place to play survival on with their friends, that isn’t stuffed with 100 random plugins. Here are some key features:

Daily Tasks for in-game rewards
Free Ingame Ranks
Quality-Of-Life Enhancements such as /sethome, /tpa, etc.
Weekly Events
Proprietary, fully customizable chunk-based land-claiming system
Random Teleportation
Simple economy system
Keep Inventory
The overworld will never reset
The End will reset monthly

If this sounds like something you could be into, then let’s get Back2Basics!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When did the server start?	The server started in December of 2023.
Are there daily tasks for rewards?	Yes, there are daily tasks for in-game rewards.
Is there a land-claiming system?	Yes, we have a proprietary, fully customizable chunk-based land-claiming system.
Do you have weekly events?	Yes, we host weekly events for players.
Will the overworld ever reset?	No, the overworld will never reset.
How often does The End reset?	The End will reset monthly.

Anko’s Fishy Adventures – Daily Minecraft Madness

265994652, abrupt end, Adventures, Ankos, chapter 1, confusion, Daily, Daily Shinkaigyo no Anko-san, deep sea fish, denial, disbelief, fish people, fish problems, fishy, Friends, handicraft forum, high school, integration, Japanese cartoon drawings, lantern fish girl, madness, Manga, Minecraft, ordinary human, Otomi, RAGE, short lived, Tsutsumi Anko, uncontrollable laughter, valuable lessons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Animals Bred:	58	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a manga that never ends…until it abruptly does! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through our world filled with fish people who take medicine to keep their lower bodies human (because who needs a fish tail, am I right?).

Join us and meet the human girl Wakasa Otomi who loves fish people and is eager to meet as many as she can, including the self-conscious lantern fish girl Tsutsumi Anko. Together, you’ll tackle fish-related problems that intersect with ordinary high-schooler issues. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

So why wait? Dive into the absurdity and hilarity of our server, where the true ending is the friends you make along the way (and maybe a questionable source Japanese cartoon drawing or two). Trust us, some things just never change…like the fact that fish people are always welcome in our town!

Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Villages Defended:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smelly SMP: Where Minecraft smells so bad, you’ll wish for chat reports

anti-war, aquatic alliance, bad, borderlands, Chat, custom origins, Discord, Fair moderation, Inclusivity, java, Longevity, Minecraft, Modded, origins mod, Performance, player-driven politics, record keepers, Reports, resource-rich, Safezone, Server invite, Smells, Smelly, smp, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.

2. Will the server ever reset?

No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.

3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?

The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.

4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?

Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.

5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?

Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.

SkyBlade VS Hypixel

Adventure, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, competitive, Creative, creativity, crossplay, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Exploration, Feedback, Friends, Fun, instagram, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, SkyBladeNetwork, Skyblock, Skywars, Social, Survival, twitter, Variety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5495	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Comparison of Hypixel and SkyBlade Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Limited cross-play between Bedrock and Java
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overwhelming for new players
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag due to high player count

SkyBlade

Pros	Cons
Supports Bedrock and Java cross-play	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Large variety of fun minigames	Potential for slower updates
Open to player feedback for improvement	May not have as many players online at all times

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SkyBlade.

Q: Which server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java?

A: SkyBlade supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java.

Q: Which server has a wider variety of minigames?

A: Both servers offer a wide variety of minigames, but SkyBlade has a larger list of available minigames.

Q: Which server is more open to player feedback for improvement?

A: SkyBlade is more open to player feedback for improvement.

White Nigga’s Minecraft Madness

controversial, cultural appropriation, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, inclusive language, Language, madness, Minecraft, nigga, niggas, offensive, Political Correctness, Race, racial insensitivity, racism, self-identification, Slang, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, White

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	5282	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.

On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.

Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

PirateCraft: Shiver Me Blockers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	223
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!

Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?

But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!

So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!

Hydra Network

#awesomefeatures, #HydraNetwork, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friendlycommunity, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Server, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

#1 Lifesteal server with friendly community and awesome features. Join our discord for more information

play.hydranetwork.fun:25586

Nemobox

15051, 5.249.163.31, Minecraft, Nemobox, server ip

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Farms Harvested:	108
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Server IP: 5.249.163.31:15051

5.249.163.31:15051