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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4631
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	84	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	102	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.