| Overview |
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| Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience! |
| Features | ||||||
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| 🌍 Step into a World Like No Other! | 🎥 Watch Our Trailer | 🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay | 💹 Progress Your Way | 💵 Player-Driven Economy | 💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win | ⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Are there in-game advantages for donations? | No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages. |
| What type of gameplay is available on the server? | Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat. |
| Can I view the server’s world map? | Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.
Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!
| Features |
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| Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities. |
| Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat. |
| Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges. |
| Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world. |
| Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards. |
| Custom pets with awesome abilities. |
Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!
Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.
Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team
Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net
| Question | Answer |
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| When is the server reset date? | The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025. |
| What new features can we expect after the reset? | We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience. |
| How can I stay updated on server announcements? | Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events. |
Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!
But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!
Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!
So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!