New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

    SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7283
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 402 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

    We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server

    CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3405
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Runes Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!

    Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

    Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!

    So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ClubCraft: Drug Drama

    ClubCraft: Drug Drama
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3995
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with inheritance scams, rock star encounters, and ecstasy-fueled nights at the nightclub (not really, but we can pretend)!

    Our server is perfect for those who love a good gaslighting session and enjoy having their names used in outrageous stories without their permission. Who needs privacy when you can have your name plastered all over a fictional tale involving fake drug use and VIP encounters with non-existent celebrities?

    Join now and experience the thrill of arguing with friends over whether or not you’re the asshole for wanting to keep your online business reputation intact. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where anything goes, even if it means making you look bad in the process. Let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NSFWadviceMC SMP

    NSFWadviceMC SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8427
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HoliCrafterz

    HoliCrafterz
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8331
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParkourPals Minecraft Server

    ParkourPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6093
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2351 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

    We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

    Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

    Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9737
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Animals Bred: 129
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

    Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2101
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Animals Bred: 68
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 581466 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

    Description
    I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
    When does the current season start? The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

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  • CraftyTime Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6372
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1270
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2837 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SayHisNameMC SMP

    SayHisNameMC SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 6107
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Gods Slained: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

    So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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