Keepsakes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

possessions, valuable, belongings, Treasures, souvenirs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

Collectibles, Minecraft, Items, RedditCollects, Pastime

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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KidCreeperKarma

keepsakes, Wedding, SIL, Kids, Cats

Are you tired of kids messing with your sentimental stuff? Do you want a childfree haven where your precious wedding flowers and middle school friend’s bracelet are safe from sticky fingers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your keepsakes are protected by virtual locks and keys, where children are banned from even looking at your precious treasures. Our server is a paradise for those who value their sentimental items more than anything else.

But beware, if you dare to accuse a child of taking your belongings, be prepared for the wrath of their parents and the disapproving looks of the little thieves themselves. It’s a wild ride of drama and intrigue, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual valuables in a childfree environment. Who needs kids when you have cats and a whole world of blocks to play with? Join now and never worry about missing keepsakes again!

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RIP Fidget Spinners Minecraft Server

spinners, fleeting, fidget, buzzworthy, RIP

Remember that time when everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Yeah, well, that’s nothing compared to the craze that is our Minecraft server! We’ve got more excitement packed into one blocky world than you can shake a fidget spinner at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Of course, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and lava traps to get there, but hey, no one said becoming a Minecraft millionaire was easy!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who needs fidget spinners when you’ve got exploding chickens and dancing pigs, am I right?

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JokeCraft: Believed!

JOKE, viral hoax, Misinformation, credulity, Believed

Once upon a time, in a blocky world far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the grass was neon pink, the pigs wore top hats, and the creepers danced the Macarena. Legend has it that this server was created as a joke by a group of mischievous players, but soon it became the most popular server in all the land.

Why should you join this wacky server, you ask? Well, for starters, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and taste like pure bliss. And if you manage to find the elusive unicorn mount, you can ride it into battle against hordes of evil zombies while wearing a tutu and a crown made of cheese.

But beware, for rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks menacingly in the dead of night. Some say it’s the spirit of a player who got lost in the mines and never found their way out. Others say it’s just a glitch in the matrix. Either way, it adds a touch of spookiness to your Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and whimsical server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in this land of pure insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is quite as it seems in this fantastical world.

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CraftyRainbowMC Server

perpetrator, violence, 30 Years, Prison, oslo

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.

join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).

plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.

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KidalKarnageCraft

Mali, violence, KidalKarnageCraft, Army, accusations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a warzone like no other! our players are like mali’s army and russian mercenaries, slaying mobs left and right. but don’t worry, no civilians will be harmed in the making of this server (unless they’re creepers, then all bets are off).

we have epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in the kidal region. join us and be part of the chaos, the fun, and the madness. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft server like ours? come join now and let the craziness begin!

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SmellCraft: Video & Audio Edition

olfactory communication, Video, Edition, electronic transmission, innovation

join dis epic minecraft server where we have achieved the impossible – transmitting video and audio in game! but wait, there’s more! we haven’t quite figured out how to transmit smell yet, so you won’t have to worry about any stinky surprises while playing.

come join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic structures or having dance parties in the virtual world.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual block world). trust us, you won’t regret it!

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COBBLEMON RIVALS: Where Cobble is the Currency and Diamonds are Useless!

Cobblemon RIVALS Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Fabric
Server Features	Private server with Cobblemon mod, gym battles, elite four, champion battles, rewards, PvP battles, and community interactions
Discord Link	Join the Discord (Applications open now!)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cobblemon RIVALS?	Cobblemon RIVALS is a private Minecraft server featuring the Cobblemon mod where players can pick a rival to join them, participate in gym battles, elite four challenges, and champion battles.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided above and submitting an application.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server that all players are expected to follow.
How do I interact with the community?	You can join voice chats, participate in text conversations, and engage with other players in various activities within the server.

CowboyHateMCServer

toxic behavior, cyber harassment, social media, long tail, Negativity

Are you tired of dealing with Western VTuber fans who just can’t seem to get enough of their virtual idols? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only virtual idols are the pixelated pigs and cows roaming the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Join us and embark on a quest to find this majestic bird and claim its riches for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to defend our players from griefers and trolls? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will not hesitate to spit in the face of anyone who dares to disrupt the peace of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama of Western VTuber fans behind and join us on our epic Minecraft adventure!

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