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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9048 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
