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Keeping Up Appearances

  • HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

    HatePretendingMinecraftSMP
    Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

    But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • PretendRichKidMC SMP

    PretendRichKidMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

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  • HatePretendCraft

    HatePretendCraft
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

    On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

    We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

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  • PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone
    Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

    We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

    So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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