keeping the peace

yo u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than my mom’s unsolicited baby advice? well, listen up – here’s why this server is the BLOCK of all blocks!

• Baby Zombies!! – forget regular mobs, we got baby zombies that throw tantrums every time you step on a flower, just like my mom when I don’t tell her my minecrafters’ plans! PLUS, they demand the finest golden sword for their cuteness. if you can’t give it, well, good luck with that tantrum!

• Crafting Chaos – you’ll craft items that don’t exist in the real game! ever wanted to make a “disrespectful wardrobe” that steals your space and leaves the room messy? BOOM, now you can! take that, mom! no baby clothes needed!

• Never-Ending Conflict** – every time you think you’re finishing a build, a player will pop up with unsolicited “suggestions” – kinda like when my girlfriend tried making decisions about the nursery. it’s like a PVP battle but with WORDS. very intense. very weird.

• Emotional Rollercoaster – your character can only build if they’re emotionally unstable. need more motivation to mine diamonds? wait ‘till your character gets a text from their mom! you’ll craft with tears in your eyes, trust me, it’s the experience you never knew you needed!

• Interfering NPCs – we got NPCs who just LOVE offering you unsolicited advice about your BASE. “You really should put a water feature here!” – Yeah right, Karen! it’s MY house! Yeah, that NPC is 100% based on my mom.

• Spectacular Drama – every time someone logs on, YOU BETTER BELIEVE there’s drama! it’ll be like dealing with family issues every single second except with more explosions and less therapy. my mom should really join; she’d be the reigning queen of chaos!

• Teleportation Tensions – teleporting into a friend’s base? better watch your back cause we have a mom clone feature that’ll shadow you and make crazy demands right from the start! “What’s for dinner? You better share that diamond!” It’s both hilarious and terrifying.

• Emotional Support Pigs – they don’t do much except snort and eat all your carrots, but hey! they feel your pain during builds! looking for a buddy while getting roasted by fam drama? hop on a pig!

• Moving Blocks – every time you try to pack a chest, it magically unpacks itself, just like trying to find your own space when you move out! Realistic and relatable!

so, what are you waiting for? minecraft is a big world, but we’re here to make sure it’s as messy and dramatic as life itself! join us for build battles, emotional support, and maybe a chance to beat that mom at her own game – but in pixel form! LET’S GO!!!