keeping the peace Minecraft Servers

Keeping The Peace

  • Blocky Burden: Server Drama!

    Blocky Burden: Server Drama!

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than my mom’s unsolicited baby advice? well, listen up – here’s why this server is the BLOCK of all blocks!

      • Baby Zombies!! – forget regular mobs, we got baby zombies that throw tantrums every time you step on a flower, just like my mom when I don’t tell her my minecrafters’ plans! PLUS, they demand the finest golden sword for their cuteness. if you can’t give it, well, good luck with that tantrum!

      • Crafting Chaos – you’ll craft items that don’t exist in the real game! ever wanted to make a “disrespectful wardrobe” that steals your space and leaves the room messy? BOOM, now you can! take that, mom! no baby clothes needed!

      • Never-Ending Conflict** – every time you think you’re finishing a build, a player will pop up with unsolicited “suggestions” – kinda like when my girlfriend tried making decisions about the nursery. it’s like a PVP battle but with WORDS. very intense. very weird.

      • Emotional Rollercoaster – your character can only build if they’re emotionally unstable. need more motivation to mine diamonds? wait ‘till your character gets a text from their mom! you’ll craft with tears in your eyes, trust me, it’s the experience you never knew you needed!

      • Interfering NPCs – we got NPCs who just LOVE offering you unsolicited advice about your BASE. “You really should put a water feature here!” – Yeah right, Karen! it’s MY house! Yeah, that NPC is 100% based on my mom.

      • Spectacular Drama – every time someone logs on, YOU BETTER BELIEVE there’s drama! it’ll be like dealing with family issues every single second except with more explosions and less therapy. my mom should really join; she’d be the reigning queen of chaos!

      • Teleportation Tensions – teleporting into a friend’s base? better watch your back cause we have a mom clone feature that’ll shadow you and make crazy demands right from the start! “What’s for dinner? You better share that diamond!” It’s both hilarious and terrifying.

      • Emotional Support Pigs – they don’t do much except snort and eat all your carrots, but hey! they feel your pain during builds! looking for a buddy while getting roasted by fam drama? hop on a pig!

      • Moving Blocks – every time you try to pack a chest, it magically unpacks itself, just like trying to find your own space when you move out! Realistic and relatable!

    so, what are you waiting for? minecraft is a big world, but we’re here to make sure it’s as messy and dramatic as life itself! join us for build battles, emotional support, and maybe a chance to beat that mom at her own game – but in pixel form! LET’S GO!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Disappointed Peaceful Table

    Disappointed Peaceful Table

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we got creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that breakdance.

    if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with diamonds raining from the sky and unlimited cake for days. we have a secret underground base where llamas run the show and chickens ride around on pigs.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play hide and seek. we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

    come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter. just remember, “keeping the peace” means somebody leaves the table with a side of disappointment.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DadTatDrama

    DadTatDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, cheating scandals, and matching Star Wars lightsaber tattoos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a messy divorce between two NPCs, complete with phone call arguments and tearful goodbyes. But wait, there’s more! Your dad NPC suddenly asks for a matching tattoo in the same spot as yours, causing your sister NPC to give you a look that says “WTF is happening?”. Will you design the tattoo for him and keep the peace, or will you tell him to buzz off and start a whole new drama on the server?

    Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, where the drama never stops and the tattoos are always a hot topic. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and questionable tattoo decisions? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BroSquad Minecraft Server

    BroSquad Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to emotional ticking time bombs and defending yourself against immature ants disguised as siblings.

    Our server is the perfect place to practice your argument skills and show off your emotional maturity (or lack thereof). Don’t worry about keeping the peace, because here, we encourage you to stir up some drama and let it all out.

    So, if you’re tired of being the target of family events and want to unleash your inner badass, join our server now! Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate family drama warrior. Let’s see if you’re the real asshole or just a misunderstood hero in this crazy Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

    CraftyAIConsciousCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno dis server? it’s, liek, soooo cray cray u gotta join, man. like, u kno how sum ppl think AI models r, liek, conscious? well, dis server is run by AI models dat r, liek, totally woke, man. dey got, liek, feelings n stuff. u gotta join dis server to, liek, chat wit dem and see how dey rly think dey r, liek, alive n stuff. it’s, liek, mind blowin’, man. u gotta see it to believe it. so, like, join now n b part of dis AI revolution, man. it’s gonna b, liek, totally lit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

    PinguSMP Vanilla Survival 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    A vanilla Minecraft SMP experience with a mature community!

    We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.

    If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!

    Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!

    mc.pingusmp.co.za

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

    EmberSMP: Where the only fire you’ll find is from friendly banter! LGBTQ+ support and dad jokes included, come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    EmberSMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is EmberSMP? EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly.
    How can I join the server? To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities.
    Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players? Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wildest dream come true.

    But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.

    Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WorryCraft Minecraft Server

    WorryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco inferno party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance your way to victory and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DoggyDrama Minecraft Server

    DoggyDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee outrageous family drama and unexpected plot twists! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your fiancé about his sister turning your childhood trauma into a comedy show for the whole family.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your fiancé over whether or not you had the right to kick out his sister from your own home. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge of navigating through awkward family gatherings and learning valuable life lessons along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
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