keeping secrets Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Secrets Hideaway 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, concealed truths, confessing secrets, confidential matters, confidentiality, disclosing secrets, hidden truths, Hideaway, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, keeping secrets, let ‘em out, mystic, open up, Openness, private information, revealing secrets, revealing the truth, Secrets, sharing secrets, Trust, truth telling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	151	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, like seriously, who knows what you’ll find?!

Unleash your inner explorer and uncover the mysteries lurking beneath the surface of our world.

But beware, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the secrets run wild!

SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

Communication, concealed emotions, confession, confidential communication, Deception, emotional affair, hidden agenda., Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, Honesty, INTIMATE, keeping secrets, MyPartnerDoesntKnow, Personal, privacy, relationship, secret, SecretSMP, Trust, trust issues, undisclosed information., white lie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4662
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

PreggoCraft

abortion, amicable breakup, Appointment, bad choices, bad decisions, college, emotional turmoil, ethical question., ex boyfriend, Financial Stability, keeping secrets, late night texts, mental health, mom, moral dilemma, positive test, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, School, secret, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bad decisions lead to unexpected pregnancies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the drama of late-night texts, ex-boyfriends, and positive pregnancy tests.

Experience the thrill of keeping secrets and making choices that would make even the most seasoned player question their morality. Will you be the one to keep the dad in the dark about his impending fatherhood, or will you spill the beans and watch the chaos unfold?

With twists and turns at every corner, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re looking for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience, look no further. Join now and see where your bad decisions take you!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	7143
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCouplesSecrets

Communication, concealed emotions, confidential information, CraftyCouplesSecrets, Deception, hidden agenda., Hidden feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, intimate secrets, keeping secrets, personal history, private thoughts, relationship secrets, Secrets, trust issues, undisclosed actions, undisclosed details, undisclosed motives, undisclosed past, unspoken truths

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3112	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your partner? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the open! Our community is full of players who have secret lives, hidden talents, and mysterious pasts. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost twin on our server and finally reveal the truth to your partner. So come join us and let the secrets fly! Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows ready to spill your beans.

BoyfriendBash Minecraft Server

aita, boundaries in relationships, boyfriend issues, boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendBash, communication in relationships, friend group, friendship boundaries, friendship conflicts, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, keeping secrets, loyalty, maintaining friendships, Minecraft, navigating relationships, personal autonomy, relationship boundaries, relationship challenges, secret friendship, Server, social life, Trust

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where you can build friendships without any boyfriend drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real life problems and focus on crafting the perfect virtual world.

Join us and build a fortress stronger than any relationship drama! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a loyal Minecraft buddy by your side? Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players trying to navigate the treacherous waters of love and friendship. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and adventures that await you on our server.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a wild ride of friendship, fun, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but only if you want it)! Who knew that building blocks could lead to building lifelong friendships? Join our server now and let the good times roll!

SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

aita, boyfriend surgery, cousin surgery, Drama, Edition, extended family, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, keeping secrets, quiet couple, reserved couple, SurgeryCraft, toxic family

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9740	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Votes:	8063	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Divine Spears Created:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	326	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

blocky, Connection, deep connection, Emotional pleasure, erotic pleasure, foreplay, Intimacy, Land, mutual pleasure, orgasm, Passion, physical intimacy, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sensory pleasure, Sensuality, sex, sexual arousal, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	176
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	9182	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3386

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	3
Ores Mined:	2035	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9294	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.

But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks

Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	9728	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.

If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!