Crafty McCraftface: Where we just wanted to let y’all know about our epic Minecraft adventures!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens! That’s right, our server is so magical that even the mobs have something to say.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchantments Applied:	161
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dragons Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	547807	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570

ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ores Mined:	1180	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Potions Brewed:	198	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8616	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crops Grown:	6871	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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