New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Keeping Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3930
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft SMP

    Furry Friends Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7763
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with sexy bois just waiting to fulfill all your gooning desires! From building epic bases to battling it out in intense PvP matches, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a secret plan to take over the Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with sexy bois, llama conspiracies, and epic dance parties. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!

    QueerosexualCraft SMP: Keeping it Fabulously Fluid with K-Pop!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 999
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally not discriminatory, definitely inclusive Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to keep the queerosexual gender fluid trannies (and Koreans) out of hololive because we all know they’re the real threat to society. But don’t worry, we’re not all about exclusion here – we also love building giant statues of Steve riding a llama while wearing a sombrero. And if you’re not like us, well, we have a lovely tree waiting for you to hang out on. So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, give us a hell yeah!

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  • ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

    ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9766
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

    One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

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  • ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

    ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8796
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Crops Grown: 4221
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

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  • BlanketCraft – Keeping You Cool at Night!

    BlanketCraft – Keeping You Cool at Night!
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5996
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Potions Brewed: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you won’t even need a blanket to keep cozy! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging fiery creepers and lava pits. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior, battling dragons and saving princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate)? So come on, join our server and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to epic adventures!

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  • Diversity SMP: Keeping the Map Fresh Since the Time of the Dinosaurs! Join Now for some Dino-Mite fun!

    Diversity SMP: Keeping the Map Fresh Since the Time of the Dinosaurs! Join Now for some Dino-Mite fun!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4649
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Diversity <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/dead-friends/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Diversity Minecraft Server

    Server Address play.diversitymc.net
    Version 1.20.4
    Rules diversitymc.net/rules
    Website diversitymc.net
    Dynmap smp.dynmap.diversitymc.net
    Discord diversitymc.net/discord

    Overview

    Join Diversity, the Minecraft SMP where your creations last forever! Rediscover the legacy of the original pioneers and be part of a community where imagination knows no bounds.

    Why Choose Us?

    • 10 Years Strong: No resets, just endless creativity
    • Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome
    • Grief Prevention: Protect your creations
    • Earn Rewards: Gain ranks and rewards
    • Community Trade: Use public farms and trade items

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Diversity Minecraft Server been active?

    A: Diversity Minecraft Server has been active for 10 years and continues to thrive with a supportive community.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers resource worlds for mining, grief prevention to protect builds, and a community trade system for sharing resources.

    Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Absolutely! Diversity welcomes players of all skill levels and provides a supportive environment for learning and creativity.

    Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?

    A: Join the server’s Discord channel to chat with other players, share builds, and make new friends within the community.

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  • PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy

    PantryCraft: Keeping Players Healthy
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3651
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta, like, find food and stuff to stay alive? well, on this server, we got a FOOD PANTRY, bro! u can get all the bread, carrots, and steak u need to keep ur hunger bar full while u build ur epic castle or whatever. but wait, there’s more! we also have PRIMARY CARE, like doctors and stuff, to make sure u stay healthy while u mine for diamonds. cuz, like, who wants to deal with zombie attacks AND a cold at the same time, right? join now for the most epic and HEALTHY minecraft experience ever!

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  • Pure Nordic Minecraft Server – Keeping it Aryan in the Digital Age

    Pure Nordic Minecraft Server – Keeping it Aryan in the Digital Age
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7120
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9984 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we keep the Nordics pure and the creepers at bay! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you can build your own Aryan utopia and fend off any non-Whites who dare to infiltrate our realm.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we store all of our precious diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts the halls, protecting our treasures from any would-be thieves.

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden truth behind Steve’s mysterious origins. See you in the game, fellow Aryan warriors! 🤣🎮

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  • South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

    South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5663
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Votes: 1284 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • PronounPirate in Minecraft SMP

    PronounPirate in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 6492
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3838 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our director is so cool, they even have their pronouns in their bio. Can you believe it? We/Wim are just too fabulous for words.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to break it down when the sun goes down.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for some epic shenanigans and a whole lot of fun!

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  • BoomerBashCraft

    BoomerBashCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2928
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Votes: 9202 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Animals Bred: 108
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 137764

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be catching is blocks, not chickens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy encounters, like the time a mysterious old man asked players to help him catch chickens in a ditch. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back – no creepy requests allowed here!

    Embark on epic quests with your fellow players, whether you’re building towering castles or exploring hidden caves. Just remember, if someone asks you to help them catch chickens, it’s probably best to decline. Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you next?

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  • NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations

    NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiations
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 8895
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 457

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden you get a message from Biden and Netanyahu asking for your help in negotiating a hostage deal. like, what even is happening, right?

    Gallant and Halevi are there too, like some kind of Minecraft dream team, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. they’re all like, “come join our server and help us save the day!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

    so you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy negotiation, trying to outsmart the bad guys and save the hostages. but don’t worry, because you’ve got Biden, Netanyahu, Gallant, and Halevi by your side, ready to take down anyone who stands in your way.

    if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about saving the day and being a total hero, then this is the server for you. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!

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  • BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server

    BroomMine (Vanilla) Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 404
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Potions Brewed: 76 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    BroomMine – Best Vanilla Minecraft Server

    WhiteList Via DISCORD!

    Good community

    correctly selected plugins

    responsive administration

    bm.broom-mine.org

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  • Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide

    Harmony Falls: Where Creepers Sing, Players Scream, and Trees Do the Cha Cha Slide
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 90
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Farms Harvested: 991
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

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    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls:

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

    See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

    Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

    So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls? No, PvP is optional and can be toggled on or off within the server.
    Are there any special events on the server? Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.
    Can I create my own town on the server? Yes, players can build their own towns/clans, establish relations with others, and trade or engage in PvP.
    Are there any plans for additional features on Harmony Falls? Yes, the server is constantly updating and adding new content, such as new bosses, dungeons, and pets.

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  • Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server

    Mine2Craft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8071
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Emeralds Found: 6601

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the Macarena. It was a place where the laws of physics were merely a suggestion and the only limit was your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary treasures, secret dungeons, and a hidden village where villagers throw the wildest parties. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side, blockheads!

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  • JustedSteve Minecraft SMP

    JustedSteve Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1821
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all the memelords and pranksters out there! Join us and witness the most JUSTED character in all of fiction wreak havoc on our server.

    Rumor has it that this character once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they pranked the admin by replacing all the diamonds with dirt blocks!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can keep up with the chaos. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

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  • Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Funeral Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4903
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 180 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ores Mined: 6663 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no unexpected guests staying in your room without your consent, unlike poor OP’s situation. Join us and never worry about sharing your virtual space with strangers who may or may not judge you for needing alone time. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even need to take a walk around the block to cope – just log in and let the good times roll! So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to bring it to our virtual world, in which case, we have popcorn ready for the show!

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  • CraftyGrannyGriefPunch

    CraftyGrannyGriefPunch
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 6065
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with overzealous religious nuts in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only plan is to have fun and build amazing creations! No need to worry about unwanted conversations about God’s plan for your life, just focus on crafting and exploring in our virtual world.

    Join us and leave the drama behind. Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even recreate the entire universe in blocks! Our community is filled with friendly players who are here to support you and help you forget about the craziness of the real world.

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  • ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodTraumaMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 995
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Votes: 8259 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to make your childhood traumas disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as messed up as you are.

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