Keepin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

innovation, climate change, eco-friendly, global warming, keepin

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

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DogCraft: Keepin’ Fido Forever

dog behavior issues, family dog, training challenges, Dogcraft, pet abandonment

Are you tired of dealing with a high-energy, destructive, mixed breed mutt who thinks he’s a wrecking ball? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to train a virtual dog who constantly knocks down players, jumps on them, and scratches them. Watch as he chews on everything in sight, from virtual toys to Xbox controllers and even the virtual deck and furniture. But don’t worry, our stimulating virtual toys and sniffer treats will surely keep him entertained…or will they?

With a virtual yard that’s not fenced, you can witness firsthand the chaos as he digs holes into virtual foundations and tries to destroy the virtual neighbor’s fence. Will you be able to fill in the virtual holes before it’s too late?

Join now and experience the guilt of giving up on a virtual dog that you took in as your virtual responsibility. Will you choose the dog over your virtual husband’s happiness and financial stability? It’s a virtual dilemma like no other!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to handle this virtual mutt madness. Who needs reality when you can have all this virtual chaos at your fingertips?

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MacronCraft: Keepin’ Hope Alive!

keepin, alive, MacronCraft, Hope

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, Macron won this super shockin vote to keep the coalition hopes alive, and like, that’s totally gonna bring mad luck to our server, ya know? like, u gonna find so many diamonds and rare loot, cuz Macron is like our lucky charm now. plus, there’s this rumor that Macron himself is gonna log on and play with us, like, how cool is that? u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happenin on this server, so join now and be part of the epic adventure!

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NoTattooCraft – Keepin’ it clean in a pixelated world!

pornography industry, body art, societal expectations, eroticism, tattoos

So, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and awesomeness.

But wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters that only the bravest players can conquer. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. yeah, you heard me right, CANDY.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a community of players who are always down for a good time. we host epic build battles, crazy scavenger hunts, and even have our own version of the hunger games (minus the actual hunger, of course).

So what are you waiting for, dude? come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to the chaos and never want to leave.

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PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky

Unhealthy, mental health, self-acceptance, self-care, medical industry

yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!

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FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

secrecy, success, infertility, fertility journey, transfer process

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

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NukeCraft: Keepin’ the Peace!

North Korea, international relations, China, nukecraft, Nuclear deterrence

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more nukes than the US tryna scare off Russia, China, and North Korea, like, who even needs diplomacy when you got that kinda firepower in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the most explosive server in the history of blocky worlds. plus, we got llamas that can spit fireballs and creepers that drop diamond blocks instead of exploding. it’s like, a total blast, literally. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s blow this joint up, in a totally fun way, of course.

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HouseFlipper Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Family Support, family expectations, house ownership, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling in-laws and build your dream house without anyone telling you what color your tiles should be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can unleash your creativity without any $5,000 approval limits. Build a castle made entirely of pink wool, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, or even construct a giant statue of a cat to symbolize your freedom from unwanted opinions.

Don’t let your FIL’s “asshole gene” ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and build to your heart’s content without any interference. Who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one where you make all the decisions? Let’s craft away the drama and have a blast together!

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WeddingDramaCraft

Lesbian, maid of honor, making out, PHOTO, engaged

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the excitement of being the maid of honor at your best friend’s wedding! Join us for a wild ride of accusations, betrayal, and family drama that will make your head spin.

Witness the bride accusing you of editing photos, having affairs, and being jealous of her lavish lifestyle. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back – just like your girlfriend who’s ready to defend you against all the haters. And when things get too heated at the bachelorette party, feel free to stand up for yourself and walk away from the drama.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous storylines and crazy characters like this? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the chaos and excitement of being the center of attention at a wedding gone wrong. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and loyalty.

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NoFriendZone Minecraft SMP

lack of social skills, lack of common interests, NoFriendZone, ISOLATION, self esteem

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends faster than a creeper blowing up your house!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Seriously, we have a tree that literally drops diamonds. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs. Collect them all and become the ultimate egg collector!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a bunch of pixelated pals to play Minecraft with?

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