Keep It Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChairFare Minecraft Server

75, aita, Breakup, ChairFare, damaged, disagreement, ex’s chair, gaming chair, give him, immature, jump, Keep It, leather, Minecraft, MONEY, peeling, redecorated, room, SELLING, Server, sister, un-empathetic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4532	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as breaking up with your ex? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic adventures and blocky fun, without any immature players or lack of empathy.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!

But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchantments Applied:	78	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5373
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Towns Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Buildings Constructed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	602638	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	417	Emeralds Found:	5948
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	4809	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Farms Harvested:	107

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	3502	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!