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SpitCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!

NukeCraft: Rare Sub Flex

Arctic, cold war, Defense, flex, global presence, international relations, Military, military exercises, Naval, North Atlantic, norway, nuclear submarine, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, rare, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, submarine warfare, surfaces, Technology, US

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yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, outta nowhere, a US nuclear submarine surfaces off Norway! like, what even is that flex, bro?

Join our server and witness the craziest shenanigans ever! We got creepers riding pigs, villagers doing the macarena, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his dance moves for the annual Minecraft talent show.

So come on, join the madness and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Just watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

DataMinerz: Get Your Cut!

advertising, consumer data, consumer rights, Cut, data compensation, data exploitation, data monetization, Data ownership, data privacy, data profits, Data Protection, data security, data selling, data sharing, DataMinerz, digital rights, ethical data use, fair data practices, online advertising, online privacy, personal data, privacy concerns

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and stuff but also get a cut of the profits when ur data is sold to advertisers. like, u can be mining away and then suddenly u get a notification that ur info was sold for big bucks and u get a fat stack of diamonds as ur share. it’s like getting paid to play minecraft, how cool is that? plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who found out they were actually a robot and their data was worth millions, so they became the richest player on the server. join now and see what secrets ur data holds!

One pirate craft

Anarchy, bounty hunter, combat styles, custom skins, customizable mobs, customized items, devil fruits, Economy, Factions, formidable enemies, hakis, Marine, MCMMO, Minecraft, Onepiece, personal assistance, Pirate, protection system, PvP, Ranks, revolutionary, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Special Events, Survival, Updates

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Survival server with ONE PIECE theme in the purest RPG style with total freedom for the player, unlimited powers and stats, +50 devil fruits, ALL hakis, factions such as (pirate, marine, bounty hunter or revolutionary), combat styles, Customized items and ranks, special events, customizable mobs and formidable enemies that will offer a personal and difficult challenge to the player, protection system for your home, continuous updates, custom skins, control and personal assistance for the player.

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BlockyFortress Minecraft Server

Adderall Edition, Anon, BlockyFortress, blog, Bot hosters, Castaway, community banned, Competitive News, Creators Leaks, Events, FAQ, Frag With, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, mvm tour, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, Trading, valve, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Welcome to the most Adderall-fueled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our community is so hyped up on Adderall that we’ve been ignored by Valve themselves – that’s how hardcore we are.

Join us for our new MvM tour, where the bots are so tough that even the hosters are getting community banned. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources to help you navigate this wild world, from FAQs to mods to trading sites.

And if you’re looking to frag with us, hop on our official server in the EU – just be ready to bring your A-game, because things get intense. Plus, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress for you to explore.

So come on over and join the chaos – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of Adderall, because things are about to get crazy.

PixelPotion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for the most epic alt run you’ve ever experienced in your virtual life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you find it and offer it a sacrifice of 100 obsidian blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest alt run of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Allowance, boarding school, Cents, children, Chores, clothes, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Divorce, dollars, Expenses, Fairness, family dynamics, favoritism, Gifts, Glasses, mental health, online schooling, parenting, PC, Sensitive skin, sibling rivalry, skin condition, Son

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Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	1191	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1102	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Mines Excavated:	3890
Chimeras Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	3710	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

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