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HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ores Mined:	7696	Players Killed by Monsters:	6830
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	5079	Meteorites Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crops Grown:	7631
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9494
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	234
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!