KeatonBanksUnited Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamilyCraft: KeatonBanksUnited

80s sitcoms, 80s tv shows, Banks family, family connections, family ties, Familycraft, fictional families, fresh prince, fresh prince of bel-air, Keaton family, KeatonBanksUnited, long lost relatives, Michael J. Fox, shared universe, sitcom families, The Banks, The Keatons, TV crossovers, TV families, TV trivia, Will Smith

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

come join our minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest sitcom crossover fantasies!! ever wondered what would happen if the keatons from family ties met the banks from fresh prince?? well now u can find out on our server!! build ur own mansion like the banks or a cozy suburban home like the keatons.

we have a special event where ur character can time travel and meet all ur favorite tv families!! imagine having a barbecue with the tanners from full house or going on a road trip with the bundys from married with children.

join now for a chance to win a virtual dance-off with ur favorite 90s sitcom stars!! don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where creepers are banned and diamonds are plentiful! Join us on the Java 1.21.1 server today! #NoCreepersAllowed

1.21.1, banned, CREEPERS, diamonds, java, Join, NoCreepersAllowed, plentiful, Sanctuary, Semi Vanilla, Server, starfall, Today

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1062
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Details:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	Java version 1.21.1

Overview:

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We are a mature and friendly group, committed to being a free server without pay-to-win practices.

If you’re looking for a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Exciting Community Project at spawn
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System
Custom pictures upload feature
Trial Chambers Vaults reset after 2 days
New Season with fresh map and open End
Quality of Life enhancements like One player sleep, Fire tick off, etc.

Join us on our new adventure by joining our Discord for whitelisting!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: Java version 1.21.1

LostKidsMC Server – Where even missing kids can play!

asylum seekers, border control, child abduction, child trafficking, child welfare, conspiracy theories, criminal investigation, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, Immigration Policy, Kids, LostKidsMC, migrant crisis, missing, missing children, missing persons, Play, political scandal, refugee children, RFK, Server, trump, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. But be warned, the evil sheep army is always lurking, ready to steal your loot and turn you into a block of cheese. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

PlsGoCraft Minecraft SMP

ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, anti-racism, anti-xenophobia, chinese chinks, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Harmony, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, intolerance, leave my league, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pls go, PlsGoCraft, racism, Respect, smp, social justice, Unity, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimension Hops:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Chinese chinks in your Minecraft league? Look no further! Join our SMP where we have a strict “No Chinese Chinks Allowed” policy. Say goodbye to those pesky players and hello to a server full of non-Chinese chink players like yourself. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any unwanted intruders. So come join us and let’s kick those Chinese chinks to the curb!

MomNoGriefPls

advice, ANNOYING, bags, Boundaries, car shopping, chinese culture, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, family, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, MomNoGriefPls, Opinions, parents, PERSISTENT, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, spider repellent, travel

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchantments Applied:	224	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4851	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

PeeveCraft

annoying habits, biggest annoyances, biggest dislikes, biggest frustrations, biggest grievances, biggest irritations, biggest pet peeve, frustrating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating situations, PeeveCraft, personal annoyances, Pet Peeves, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that bug me, things that drive me crazy, things that get on my nerves, things that infuriate me, things that irk me, things that rub me the wrong way

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as obsessed with mining and crafting as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal pets, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your biggest pet peeves in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake!

RocketDroneWarsMC

Advanced weaponry, aerial attacks, air bases, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, international relations, long range drone, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, missile strike, national security, Palianytsia rocket drone, precision strike, RocketDroneWarsMC, russia, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	99
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT DIAMOND TREES AND RAINBOW SHEEP THAT POOP OUT GOLD BARS!

WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAID VILLAGERS SELL MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM WITCHES’ TOENAILS!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH LAUGHS, ADVENTURE, AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS! #BESTSERVEREVER”