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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!