French Fry Funland: Oui Oui, Baguette Bonanza

baguette, bonanza, Caution, Cryptic, do not redeem ze card, Enigma, Enigmatic, French, fry, FUNLAND, hidden, Intrigue, MADEMOISELLE, Message, Mysterious, Mystery, oui, puzzling, Redemption, secret, Suspense, Suspenseful, suspenseful tale, Thriller, Warning

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Farms Harvested:	631	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have absolutely no chill!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted llama or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our spawn point is a disco party where the creepers bust a move and the skeletons do the floss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest block tower, built entirely by a team of highly trained parrots. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t redeem ze card, join our madness-filled Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

GrannyCraft – Where Grandma Texts You After a Long Time

Chat, Communication, Elderly, family, funny, Grandma, GrannyCraft, humor, internet culture, Long, Long Time, memes, NIJISEETHE, Real Life, relationships, spill over, text messages, texts, Time, virtual world, Visit, visitation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6731	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

Pixelated Quests: Where the F**k Did All the Good RPGs Go?

action, action rpgs, Adventure, anger, creativity, Development, Disappointment, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Good, Industry, innovation, market trend, Nostalgia, Obsession, pixelated, Popular, Quests, RPG, rpgs, Souls-slop, trend, video games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of all the boring Souls-slop games flooding the market? Looking for some action RPG excitement that will actually make you say “What the fuck” in a good way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane quests, ridiculous boss battles, and unbelievable loot that will make you question reality. We promise you’ll be saying “What the fuck happened” in the best possible way!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a Minecraft server like no other. Join now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “What the fuck” in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Steve Asks Weird Questions

achievement, Asks, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural values, discrimination, education, equality, hard work, History, intelligence, Jews, Minority, opportunity, perseverance, prejudice, questions, Religion, social mobility, Stereotypes, steve, success, wealth, weird, Whites

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret treasures and challenges that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that the reason Jews are more successful than whites is because they have been secretly mining diamonds in our server for centuries!

But that’s not all – we also have a unicorn petting zoo and a dragon breeding program. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, ruling over your own kingdom of mythical creatures and riches. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and uncover the truth behind Jewish success!

CheckmateCraft – Where Creeper meets Knight

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we have GODbi levels of energy! Our players are so hyped up, they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed!

Join our server and become part of the Candidates sub edition! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weekend tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelLove: Where Cute Boys Mine & Craft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Potions Brewed:	72
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are there any cute boys on here? Well, let me tell you, on our Minecraft server, the players are so attractive that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up just to get a closer look! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated prince charming and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel of love. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? So come on, log in, and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

JewelCraft: Where pets mine diamonds and creepers wear tiaras!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchantments Applied:	137	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have something EPIC in store for you!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like never before! Our world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and even talking llamas! You’ll never know what WACKY creatures you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare and powerful creature that only the bravest players can tame. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Unicorn will be granted UNLIMITED DIAMONDS for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to look between the U and P on your keyboard for the secret entrance to our AWESOME server!

CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

BlockyBoys R Us – Where Cute Boys Rule

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	9012
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most amphibious and adorable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🐸

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t allow you to express your love for cute Amphibian Boys? Well, look no further! On this server, if your male character is cute enough, he’s more than welcome to stay and hop around with the rest of the crew. 🌟

But that’s not all! We fully support your love for Stars, Niji, and Indie characters. In fact, we encourage it! Let your oshi shine bright like a diamond on our server. 💎

And don’t worry about any drama with BFE or gosling lovers. We believe in love without repercussions here! So feel free to show your affection for your favorite characters without fear of judgment. ❤️

Now, we do have some rules to keep things running smoothly. No female collab discussions allowed here! This is a male-dominated server, and we like to keep it that way. But don’t worry, you have the entire board for all your female-related drama needs. 😉

And remember, no self-shilling allowed! If you want to promote yourself, head on over to /vt/wvt instead. We like to keep things fair and square around here. ♦️

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers. And please, no derailing the thread with fighting. We’re all about peace, love, and hornyposting here. 😜

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Cute Amphibian Boys 😀 Edition and let the fun begin! 🎮

PixelPunch: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

80s flight sims, action, best gamecube games, classic games, CREEPERS, death star level, fear, flight physics, flight simulation, game critics, game nostalgia, game play, game reviews, gamecube games, Gaming Community, graphics, JPEGs, level design, modern consoles, PixelPunch, posers, rote, Tread

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Votes:	3114
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7112	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with basic graphics and lame gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join now and experience graphics so mind-blowing, even modern consoles can’t compete! Our Death Star level will have you feeling like a Jedi in no time.

Don’t be a poser and miss out on the fun! Play the game and see why it’s the first freaking level – because it’s THAT awesome!

Who needs realistic flight physics when you can have crazy, over-the-top action? Our server is all about non-stop excitement and insane graphics that will make you question reality. Say goodbye to boring 2D JPEGs and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft madness!

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