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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	2824	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

enx-cirion-41.enx.host:10697

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Dragon Eggs Found:	3534
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Farms Harvested:	484
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	889510	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Towns Built:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	744	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.