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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4473 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | New Chunks Explored: | 675069 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!
Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!