Players: |
101/400 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: |
2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Ores Mined: |
6834 |
Titanic Battles Fought: |
11 |
Animals Bred: |
106 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
9 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
14 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Dimension Hops: |
4 |
Magic Items Found: |
4062 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a
minecraft server that’s, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s, liek, the most epic server ever! like, seriously, we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes, it’s insane!
and get this, the whole server is made out of cheese! yep, u heard me right, CHEESE! so u can, liek, build a house out of cheddar or a castle out of gouda, the possibilities are endless!
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? yep, u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a unicorn horn down there! it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure trove!
so, if u wanna have the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s, liek, totally out of this world! trust me, u won’t regret it!