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Bursting Cat Gunsmith Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the 90’s Christmas vibes to the virtual world of Chicago! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus himself is a regular player on our server, and he gives out diamond gifts to all the good little miners out there. Rumor has it he even rides a sleigh pulled by creepers!

2. Our spawn point is a giant snow globe filled with magical snow that gives you super speed and jump boosts. It’s like walking in a winter wonderland on steroids!

3. The Grinch occasionally tries to sabotage our server by stealing all the diamonds, but don’t worry, our players always team up to defeat him and save Christmas. It’s like a holiday-themed action movie, but in block form!

4. We have a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures, guarded by a gang of mischievous elves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So come join us on our 90’s Christmas Chicago server, where the holiday spirit is always alive and the adventures are never-ending! Let’s make Minecraft merry again!

Zen-treya’s-Zone-Sama-in-Minecraft-SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have thicc robotic/cybernetic women models, TTS voices, and mysterious purple neon lights!

But that’s not all – have you ever seen Zentreya and Zone stream at the same time? Coincidence? I think not! Rumor has it they are actually the same person, just living double lives in the Minecraft world.

And let’s not forget about the Vshojo connection – Zone would be a perfect fit for the group, don’t you think? So come join us for some outrageous fun, crazy theories, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in our wacky Minecraft world!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3836	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6495	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1748	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	4385	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2625
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

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