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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4700 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and more explosions than a creeper convention.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Katy Perry and how she lost her popularity in a short period of time. You see, Katy Perry used to be a regular player on our server, building epic structures and slaying dragons left and right. But one day, she made the grave mistake of challenging our resident PvP champion to a duel. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for her, and she hasn’t been the same since.
So if you want to experience the thrill of epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even become the next Katy Perry of our server (minus the downfall), then join us today! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
