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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

Sleepy Jannie’s Minecraft Server

asleep, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, Jannie, jannies, long tail, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server, shitpost, sleepy, social media, Thread, Time, trolling, up, viral, Wonder

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and behave like a responsible player? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking into Jannie’s house while she’s asleep and causing mayhem all over the server. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. So come on in and let your inner troll run wild. Just be prepared for Jannie to wake up and start hunting you down for all the mischief you’ve caused. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Sushi Lover Minecraft SMP

adapting to Japanese lifestyle, adjusting to new environment, career opportunities, cultural immersion, dream of living in Japan, embracing change, envisioning life in Japan, experiencing Japanese culture, exploring Japan, future plans, international relocation, language barrier, learning Japanese, Life Changes, living abroad, Lover, making friends in Japan, Minecraft, moving to Japan, new beginnings, planning for the future, smp, sushi, travel aspirations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4063	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Picture this: you wake up in a cozy little village in Japan, surrounded by cherry blossom trees and adorable little pandas roaming around. You step outside and are greeted by a group of friendly villagers who offer you sushi for breakfast. As you explore the village, you stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and soak in the healing waters while watching koi fish swim by.

But wait, it gets even better! This village is actually part of a Minecraft SMP where the rules are anything goes! Want to build a giant panda statue made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like pranking your fellow players by filling their houses with sushi? Why not! The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wonderful world.

Join us on this epic adventure and experience the magic of Japan like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret ninja training ground or stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure. So pack your bags, hop on the next plane to Japan, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

Minecraft server: Pyon Craft Fun

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	6186	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through a world of madness and mayhem.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server where animals and champyons reign supreme? Kiki’s passion for all things fluffy and fierce will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Dive into the PyonCraft server and experience a world like no other. Build your own crazy creations, explore Kiki’s world tour, and even participate in Kiki’s ASMR collection (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a Champy Creative Corner where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library – because who doesn’t need a good laugh every now and then?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way.

Schedule Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is so messed up, you’ll never know when the next event is happening. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Upside Down. But hey, who needs a schedule when you can just stumble upon a surprise party in a randomly generated village?

Join us if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of trying to navigate through the darkness because someone forgot to pay the electricity bill in the server room. It’s like playing Minecraft blindfolded, but with a lot more screaming and confusion.

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs to see anything anyway? It’s all about the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to a normal schedule again.

🔥Anarchy | Vulture + Weapons Minecraft server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8850
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Dygers – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

► Anarchy

► Vulture

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⚡️ ip: dygers.fun Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.21+

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► Anarchy Server – On Anarchy you will find everything you could want for a pleasant time..

– Lots of mobs

– Mystics

– Vanilla generation

– Bosses

– Unique economy.

► Vulture/Survival – The server is famous for its rich list of cool features..

– 3D Weapons (/guns)

– Animated accessories (/costumes)

– Buying houses (/buyhouse)

– Thoughtful bonuses (/bonus)

– Shooting gallery (/warp tir)

– Landscape Auto Mine (/warp mine)

– Parkour (/warp parkour)

– Many types of jobs (/jobs)▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂

Maximum attention to players and comfort of the game

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

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* Choosing Dygers means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ dygers.fun 19132

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No Gooner Characters Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no gooner characters? Look no further, because our server is filled with them! Join us for a wild adventure where you can team up with your favorite gooners and take on epic quests together. Who knew that mining and crafting could be so much fun with gooners by your side? Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky community and experience the most gooner-filled Minecraft server out there!

Anon’s Cursed Breastplate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the quests are as crazy as the players! Join us and you could be the lucky winner of Anon’s Cursed Breastplate – perfect for scaring off any pesky creepers with its spooky aura.

But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.

Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Job Security Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	8455	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you).

Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness