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UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	542	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Emeralds Found:	4115	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1066	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	112
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	198	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2369
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Votes:	1236
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crops Grown:	9376
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Void Gems Collected:	38
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	95	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!