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SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	3597	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Votes:	3940
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	9062
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	436711

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3901
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!

Oh Yeah Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	8899	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the cows, and villagers creating a secret underground society where they hoard all the diamonds.

Our server is so wild that the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and the Wither is throwing a rave party in the Nether. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why should you join this madness? Well, where else can you find a group of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and have a pet slime named Gerald who acts as our server mascot? Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt going on where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco. Yes, a taco.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to watch out for the dancing skeletons and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your blocks and rearrange them into modern art installations. Oh yeah. That happened.

Latina GF Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5092	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Potions Brewed:	29

Are you tired of being a total sperg in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to save you – a Latina girlfriend! That’s right, our server is filled with lovely Latina ladies who will not only help you build the coolest creations, but also save you from any embarrassing sperg moments. Join now and let the power of the Latina gf guide you to Minecraft greatness!

F R E E Z A – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have one rule and one rule only: if you can’t spell Freeza correctly, you’re outta here! We take spelling very seriously in our world, so if you’re a grammar nerd looking for a place to thrive, this is the server for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon named Steve. Legend has it that Steve once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a single fireball. Join our server and you might just get the chance to ride on Steve’s back and conquer the world together.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re tired of boring servers with no sense of humor, come hang out with us and laugh until your sides hurt. Plus, where else can you find a server that takes spelling so seriously? Freeza would be proud. Join us today and let the fun begin!