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BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	587	Divine Spears Created:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5604
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	New Chunks Explored:	833270
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9711
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crops Grown:	9021	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	4111

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Emeralds Found:	8871

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4147
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	9164
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!