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Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	New Chunks Explored:	14547
Villages Defended:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	208	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Farms Harvested:	671	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1969
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	4719
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3658

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mines Excavated:	2378
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	243	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchantments Applied:	159

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!