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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 352 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Join us if you want to brag about sleeping with the worst musical artist ever – Justin Bieber’s long-lost twin brother, Dusty Bieber! Legend has it that Dusty can serenade you with his off-key singing while you mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. Plus, every full moon, our resident Ender Dragon throws a wild party where you can challenge him to a dance-off for epic loot.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!