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PagingDisasterMC

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3367
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

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🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Votes:	9157	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Votes:	9900	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

> Just 2 More Weeks Until We Get AGI… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, rumor has it that in just 2 short weeks, we’ll be getting our hands on some top-secret AGI technology. What’s AGI, you ask? Oh, just some super advanced artificial intelligence that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Imagine having a robot companion to mine for you while you sit back and sip on a virtual margarita. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed its majesty swear it’s real. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our zany Minecraft SMP today and prepare for an adventure like no other. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

APPRECIATIVE, baby, Baby Care, busy, CAR, Cooked Dish, CookedDishCraft, family, Friends, gift cards, Meal, Minecraft, Not Traveling, NYC, Server, sister-in-law, Subway, Support, Uber, walk, WIBTA, work

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

CreeperCouples: No Fat Shamers!

Appearance, Argument, attraction, Birthday, body image, Boyfriend, Communication, Confidence, CreeperCouples, depression, emotional turmoil, fat, Insecurities, love, misunderstanding, Party, relationships, self esteem, Shamers, strip club, Support, Trust, weight loss

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	2371
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to forget about your boyfriend’s ridiculous comments? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and take down creepers like a boss.

With a community of players who will always have your back, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unattractive again. Plus, who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that even in the virtual realm, you are a force to be reckoned with! Who needs a boyfriend who can’t appreciate your Minecraft skills anyway?

SnoozeCraft SMP: Dreamy Tips!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being tired all the time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to sleep like a baby! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll fall asleep at your keyboard and wake up with a diamond pickaxe in your hand. Rumor has it that the sheep on our server give out free pillows for a good night’s rest. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to sweet dreams in blocky paradise!