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> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Items Found:	8736
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Farms Harvested:	488

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4822
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5253	Dimension Hops:	10
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

2000s music, Alternative Rock, American Idiot, billie joe armstrong, Boulevard, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Day, funny lyrics, Grammy award winning, green day, Green.., I walk alone, I work remote, iconic song, mike dirnt, music parody, music video, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, remote, remote work, rock band, tre cool, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Towns Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8688
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Ambient Energy Harvesters

alternative energy source, ambient, ambient temperature, climate change mitigation, electrical power generation, ENERGY, energy conversion, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, environmental sustainability, green energy, harvesters, heat transfer, innovative technology, organic thermoelectric device, power generation technology, renewable energy, research development, sustainable power generation, sustainable technology, temperature gradient, thermal energy, thermoelectric materials

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	194

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

AlphaPlex

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

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❤️ PlayMine ❤️ 1.12 – 1.20 PvP, Mini-Games 😈😈😈 Minecraft server

admins, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, playmine, PvP, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survivals, TNT Run, Weddings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Zombie Dances:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	925	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

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Hello, dear friend! PlayMine is a sea of entertainment, you will definitely not get bored on it!

Here you will find:

[+] 2 Survivals, which have: Clans, weddings, beautiful spawn, forbidden, god’s things, weapons, jobs and much more interesting things!

[+] BedWars

[+] SkyWars

[+] MurderMystery

[+] SkyPvP

[+] Good admins

Have a good game!

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